“BLESSED” ARE THOSE IN PERAK WITH BACKACHE for they will find relief in Pahang.
“BLESSED” ARE THOSE WHO GO MISSING for they shall return with more of what they desire for themselves.
“BLESSED” ARE THOSE WHO BELONG TO TWO PARTIES for one or the other will surely be in power.
“BLESSED” ARE THOSE WHO SIGN A PLEDGE OF LOYALTY TO ONE MB for they shall get a chance to pledge their loyalty to a second MB.
“BLESSED” ARE THOSE WHO TAKE AND KEEP PEOPLE INCOMMUNICADO for theirs shall be four more assemblymen.
“BLESSED” ARE YOU WHO DO NOT WISH TO FACE AN ELECTION for it is so much safer and convenient to win the vote of just one person than to have to go after the votes of thousands of others.
“BLESSED” ARE THOSE WHO DENY AND AVOID ELECTIONS for the government shall be theirs.
“BLESSED” ARE THOSE IN PERAK for unto them hast been given two MBs to serve their every need.
“BLESSED” ARE YOU WHO BY YOUR DECREE CREATED A VACANCY for all the people will now know you a lot better.
“BLESSED” ARE YOU WHO STRIVE TO BE FIRST (HOWEVER AND WHATEVER IT TAKES) for your term of office shall surely be filled with the just rewards of your deeds.
But,
MOST BLESSED ARE YOU WHO HAVE LOST TO HIJACKERS AND THIEVES WHAT THE PEOPLE HAD CONFERRED ON YOU for you shall be returned to office with a two-thirds majority!
February 8, 2009 at 7:11 am
Two thirds, not just in Perak but nationally across the state assemblies and Parliament!
February 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm
After pronouncing the blessings, I think you should follow the Gospel of Luke and pronounce the Woes. Let me start with one.
Woe to you who lied about switching off handphone due to illness, for one disease after another will follow you for the rest of your life.
February 8, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I just feel ashamed when every time I am carrying a Malaysian passport to travel to other country especially western country like Australia and US. This is due to our government policies about anti westerner and look down on the developing country like China, India and Vietnam is coming on this way.
In fact I would say, I am not in the group of Malaysians who are support our government, I do hate the government, sometimes I am thinking in my mind that whenever I will travel, I wish just to tell the people that I hate my government or just simply tell that I am from Singapore or even China is better still than telling them that I am from Malaysia.
Our country diplomatists are sucks, because our government are too proud of themselves, I don’t know what is the thing that make them so proud?
Is that just because our minister always thought that they are far more richer than the minister or senator from other country, because our money is their money and their money does not belong to us!
But God sake, I am from Penang, I am really proud to be, because every time being ask about my place of origin, I would rather tell them I am from Penang, but not Malaysia, then you will hear some compliment from their speak.
If any of time I tell them that I am from Malaysia, then expect to hear “Oh, nice to meet you, I see you later” that is it, no more.
February 8, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Very funny indeed. The only reliable section worth reading in Malaysia newspapers are the comic sections. Period.
Get real.
Alternative news and blogs are not accurate because they don’t carry all the stories of rape and incest that the mainstream media carry. That surely puts the country in bad light because readers will think that these things don’t happen in Malaysia and it could be misleading.
Yes, along the way, let us dump the Federal Constitution and replace it with the Umno Constitution, that ought to do the trick!
Bodowi, Badawi, Baboowi, where were you born? When were you born? You try so hard to be more stupid than yesterday and only yesterday we thought you cannot be any more stupid than the day before!
You came back from your holidays rehearsing all your answers and you were talking like a canary……….suddenly, you revert to your old incredibly stupid self. Bodowi, Badawi, Baboowi, sigh.
We all know that the mainstream media are indirect or direct controlled by the government. Therefore the truth will never be known by people on the streets, only what they read from the newspapers.
Websites are the truth uncensored news, may it be the truth or the lies, let the people be the judge of it, instead feeding only lies.
February 8, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Honestly, I have lost all hope in this country! It is beyond redemption as it has already sunk into ‘the abyss’.
It is a place to exist but not to live.
That is why I never celebrate national day and I never speak well of the country and this government.
The civil service is a refuge for the lazy. There is no commitment nor dedication.
July 11, 2009 at 10:54 am
Please convey to Anwar that while many of the Chinese and Indians do support PKR in general, we are pretty sick of his fella by the name of Zulkifli Nordin. And unless Anwar gets rid of this guy, the votes from the Chinese and Indians for PKR may be reduced significantly. I always wonder if Zulkifli has been planted by UMNO into PKR to help sow discord within PKR and within PR. We are sick of him, but Anwar seems comfortable with him.
BTW, many of us DO NOT support the teaching of Math and Science in BM. But it seems all the politicians in PR and BN are ignoring us , and saying and doing things they think are “politically correct”. But maybe they think wrongly, as none of them have done any real survey and studies on the problem. Maybe they should get rid of the teachers who cannot teach math and science in English, and hire people who can.